{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?","punchline":"I don't know and I don't care.","id":244}
{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Eugene Garfield","displaytitle":"Eugene Garfield","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2142532","titles":{"canonical":"Eugene_Garfield","normalized":"Eugene Garfield","display":"Eugene Garfield"},"pageid":1283229,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Eugene_Garfield_HD2007_Richard_J._Bolte_Sr._Award.TIF/lossy-page1-320px-Eugene_Garfield_HD2007_Richard_J._Bolte_Sr._Award.TIF.jpg","width":320,"height":322},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Eugene_Garfield_HD2007_Richard_J._Bolte_Sr._Award.TIF/lossy-page1-941px-Eugene_Garfield_HD2007_Richard_J._Bolte_Sr._Award.TIF.jpg","width":941,"height":947},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281958858","tid":"a24eb971-07f3-11f0-8f36-1792c9554bdb","timestamp":"2025-03-23T14:32:23Z","description":"American linguist and businessman (1925–2017)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_Garfield","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_Garfield?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_Garfield?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Eugene_Garfield"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_Garfield","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Eugene_Garfield","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_Garfield?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Eugene_Garfield"}},"extract":"Eugene Eli Garfield was an American linguist and businessman, one of the founders of bibliometrics and scientometrics. He helped to create Current Contents, Science Citation Index (SCI), Journal Citation Reports, and Index Chemicus, among others, and founded the magazine The Scientist.","extract_html":"
Eugene Eli Garfield was an American linguist and businessman, one of the founders of bibliometrics and scientometrics. He helped to create Current Contents, Science Citation Index (SCI), Journal Citation Reports, and Index Chemicus, among others, and founded the magazine The Scientist.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Kochi Sun Sun Broadcasting","displaytitle":"Kochi Sun Sun Broadcasting","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q8014668","titles":{"canonical":"Kochi_Sun_Sun_Broadcasting","normalized":"Kochi Sun Sun Broadcasting","display":"Kochi Sun Sun Broadcasting"},"pageid":72934899,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0e/Kochi_Sun_Sun_Broadcasting.png/330px-Kochi_Sun_Sun_Broadcasting.png","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0e/Kochi_Sun_Sun_Broadcasting.png","width":900,"height":1200},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282522731","tid":"a7cc2a2d-0a97-11f0-bdd8-64a985d75690","timestamp":"2025-03-26T23:11:32Z","description":"Television station in Kōchi Prefecture, Japan","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kochi_Sun_Sun_Broadcasting","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kochi_Sun_Sun_Broadcasting?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kochi_Sun_Sun_Broadcasting?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kochi_Sun_Sun_Broadcasting"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kochi_Sun_Sun_Broadcasting","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kochi_Sun_Sun_Broadcasting","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kochi_Sun_Sun_Broadcasting?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kochi_Sun_Sun_Broadcasting"}},"extract":"Kochi Sun Sun Broadcasting , also known as KSS, is a television network headquartered in Kōchi City, Kōchi Prefecture, Japan. It is affiliated with FNN and FNS. Kochi Sun Sun Broadcasting is the third commercial television station in Kōchi. Former Kochi governor Daijiro Hashimoto played an important role for the establishment of Kochi Sun Sun Broadcasting. It was started broadcast in 1997. In 2006, KSS started digital television broadcasting.","extract_html":"
Kochi Sun Sun Broadcasting , also known as KSS, is a television network headquartered in Kōchi City, Kōchi Prefecture, Japan. It is affiliated with FNN and FNS. Kochi Sun Sun Broadcasting is the third commercial television station in Kōchi. Former Kochi governor Daijiro Hashimoto played an important role for the establishment of Kochi Sun Sun Broadcasting. It was started broadcast in 1997. In 2006, KSS started digital television broadcasting.
"}{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Panao antpitta","displaytitle":"Panao antpitta","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q98140019","titles":{"canonical":"Panao_antpitta","normalized":"Panao antpitta","display":"Panao antpitta"},"pageid":65840821,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ae/Panao_Antpitta_imported_from_iNaturalist_photo_99262201_on_25_July_2024.jpg/330px-Panao_Antpitta_imported_from_iNaturalist_photo_99262201_on_25_July_2024.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Panao_Antpitta_imported_from_iNaturalist_photo_99262201_on_25_July_2024.jpg","width":2048,"height":1366},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1245022391","tid":"5b048b30-6f89-11ef-b300-941b229668c1","timestamp":"2024-09-10T15:28:40Z","description":"Species of bird","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panao_antpitta","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panao_antpitta?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panao_antpitta?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Panao_antpitta"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panao_antpitta","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Panao_antpitta","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panao_antpitta?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Panao_antpitta"}},"extract":"The Panao antpitta, also known as O'Neill's antpitta, is a species of bird in the family Grallariidae. It is endemic to Peru.","extract_html":"
The Panao antpitta, also known as O'Neill's antpitta, is a species of bird in the family Grallariidae. It is endemic to Peru.
"}["Keytar PBR&B 3 wolf moon meh praxis roof party cliche ascot photo booth taxidermy bicycle rights letterpress. Lyft photo booth fixie food truck waistcoat glossier. Shoreditch put a bird on it raw denim post-ironic, franzen church-key subway tile PBR&B pitchfork actually godard. Echo park bushwick enamel pin cred. Chartreuse thundercats big mood cold-pressed. Enamel pin lomo locavore bitters, chicharrones seitan narwhal fingerstache farm-to-table drinking vinegar.","Plaid activated charcoal next level truffaut, retro asymmetrical snackwave mustache. 8-bit blackbird spyplane bushwick, aesthetic sartorial succulents neutra la croix. Kombucha vexillologist brunch, hammock cardigan kinfolk chillwave bushwick. Pinterest microdosing tumblr pour-over craft beer forage. Etsy sustainable waistcoat coloring book viral tattooed.","Coloring book art party migas semiotics next level. Next level freegan pitchfork raw denim thundercats kinfolk raclette cronut. Coloring book salvia hot chicken, franzen neutral milk hotel normcore austin pinterest fam celiac Brooklyn blue bottle hexagon. Health goth waistcoat post-ironic, wayfarers tbh jean shorts viral pok pok vice thundercats photo booth umami cliche hella kombucha. Deep v cred neutra wolf fanny pack jianbing same. Waistcoat woke tattooed paleo. Vexillologist marxism bruh chillwave vice leggings flannel neutra squid vegan gluten-free keffiyeh literally meditation vinyl.","Craft beer kogi mumblecore,